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The Funniest Real Estate Blunders

In real estate it pays to steer clear ofIN THE WEST ..."This spectacular house was
blunders. Every Agent will tell you so,built by the famous Sahota Brothers, Amrit
adding also with a very serious, monochromeand Jill, in less than a month".[] A VERY
facial expression the like normally reservedSMALL MAID"The kitchen communicates with an
for weddings or funerals, that blunders inapproximately 8' by 7' room that can be used
real estate are very costly. What not everyas pantry or can easily be adhibited as
Agent will tell you, however, is thatliving quarters for the maid".[] SHE IS GOING
sometimes we - the Agents - are the onesTO NEED A LADDER"Grandma will no doubt enjoy
making the blunders. I was reviewing thethe ceiling-mounted wall socket, perfect for
other day a collection of very funnyplugging in the iron while watching TV".[]
newspaper ads I have gathered throughout myTHIS ONE IS REALLY, REALLY NEW"This fine
eighteen years of real estate practice. Todayproperty is still on the drawing board,
it is very easy to correct an error on theconstruction will begin in mid-June and it's
Internet with just a couple of clicks of thenever been used before".[] LEAVE THEM IN THE
mouse. But only a few short years ago we didGARAGE"The detached garage is fully
not have the benefit of computers with allfunctional and self-sufficient and can be
the whistles and bells like websites, blogs,used to park your cars or as a guest suite
electronic newsletters and ads. Thefor the inlaws".[] START YOUR HOME
electronic era was in its infancy and theBUSINESS"The manicured backyard which is
World of Real Estate was primarily a printedsecond to none borders with the United States
world. Which meant that a blundered newspaperand is, therefore, a smuggler's paradise".[]
ad, for example, was going to be deliveredA LITTLE TIGHT, PERHAPS ?"Don't be fooled by
into each and every household in town beforethe square footage. This studio will easily
it could be corrected, much to the detrimentfit yourself, the wife, the children and your
of the author. And in the impetus and stresspets all in the same room".[] HOW MANY DO YOU
of real estate sales and sometimes merely forNEED ?"There is a master bedroom on the main
an abundance of zeal, some of those ads didfloor, a master bedroom on the upper floor
not reach the intended results. You be theand a master bedroom downstairs. They will
judge ...[] CENTRALLY LOCATED"Location ..make a Frenchman pale".And here are some very
Location .. This property is convenientlygood reasons for hiring them:"With me real
located with Revenue Canada only two shortestate is not an art: it is an adventure
blocks to the south, the hospital only one!""List with Bob Bye - The Guy with the
short block to the north and the cemeteryTie"."I am not only your Realtor! I am your
right across the street."[] CENTRALLY LOCATEDboyfriend!""I am not only passionate about
... IN THE INTERIOR"This apartment complex isreal estate, not only passionate about your
located in the center of town, surrounded byhouse: I am passionate about you !""My
all modern amenities and with Safeway only amarketing plan is very simple and efficient:
short two-hour drive away".[] WHISTLES ANDI will present you the offers and then will
BELLS"Furthermore this very fine house comesdispose of them all"."My motto is not
with all the whistles and bells you canintegrity, not credibility, not sincerity: my
possibly imagine, including the frontmotto is you and me !""Your friendly
door".[] HOW HIGH IS IT ?"From the lusciousneighborhood expert. And I know the whole
living area step outside the large,town too !""I will get you the highest
stone-covered, wrap-around balcony where youpossible price - if not, it could not be
can enjoy the most amazing, breathtaking,done"."If I can' t sell your house in four
270-degree view of Canada".[] LEAVE THEM INmonths, by then you will stay with me for
THE CAR ..."Additionally this open layoutanother four months".Luigi FrascatiLuigi
apartment comes with the exclusive use of oneFrascati is a Real Estate Agent based in
underground parking where you can securelyVancouver, British Columbia. He holds a
park your car with your inlaws".[] ENGLISH ASBachelor Degree in Economics and maintains a
A SECOND LANGUAGE ..."The living room isweblog entitled the Real Estate Chronicle at
bordered by the open wall which coupled bywhere you can find the full collection of his
the crystal floor-to-ceiling divisoryarticles. Luigi is associated with the Sutton
partition enhances the spaciousness andGroup, the largest real estate organization
luminosity of the area so that practicallyin Canada, and is based with Sutton-Centre
anyone can be laid down".[] PERFECT FORRealty in Burnaby, BC.Luigi is very proud to
ROBINSON CRUSOE ..."Enjoy the sunsets frombe an EzineArticles Platinum Expert Author.
the acreage of this wonderful, pristineYour rating at the footer of this Article is
island estate, with the ferries passing onvery much appreciated. Thank you.
the horizon once a week".[] THE FASTEST GUNS



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