| In real estate it pays to steer clear of | | | | IN THE WEST ..."This spectacular house was |
| blunders. Every Agent will tell you so, | | | | built by the famous Sahota Brothers, Amrit |
| adding also with a very serious, monochrome | | | | and Jill, in less than a month".[] A VERY |
| facial expression the like normally reserved | | | | SMALL MAID"The kitchen communicates with an |
| for weddings or funerals, that blunders in | | | | approximately 8' by 7' room that can be used |
| real estate are very costly. What not every | | | | as pantry or can easily be adhibited as |
| Agent will tell you, however, is that | | | | living quarters for the maid".[] SHE IS GOING |
| sometimes we - the Agents - are the ones | | | | TO NEED A LADDER"Grandma will no doubt enjoy |
| making the blunders. I was reviewing the | | | | the ceiling-mounted wall socket, perfect for |
| other day a collection of very funny | | | | plugging in the iron while watching TV".[] |
| newspaper ads I have gathered throughout my | | | | THIS ONE IS REALLY, REALLY NEW"This fine |
| eighteen years of real estate practice. Today | | | | property is still on the drawing board, |
| it is very easy to correct an error on the | | | | construction will begin in mid-June and it's |
| Internet with just a couple of clicks of the | | | | never been used before".[] LEAVE THEM IN THE |
| mouse. But only a few short years ago we did | | | | GARAGE"The detached garage is fully |
| not have the benefit of computers with all | | | | functional and self-sufficient and can be |
| the whistles and bells like websites, blogs, | | | | used to park your cars or as a guest suite |
| electronic newsletters and ads. The | | | | for the inlaws".[] START YOUR HOME |
| electronic era was in its infancy and the | | | | BUSINESS"The manicured backyard which is |
| World of Real Estate was primarily a printed | | | | second to none borders with the United States |
| world. Which meant that a blundered newspaper | | | | and is, therefore, a smuggler's paradise".[] |
| ad, for example, was going to be delivered | | | | A LITTLE TIGHT, PERHAPS ?"Don't be fooled by |
| into each and every household in town before | | | | the square footage. This studio will easily |
| it could be corrected, much to the detriment | | | | fit yourself, the wife, the children and your |
| of the author. And in the impetus and stress | | | | pets all in the same room".[] HOW MANY DO YOU |
| of real estate sales and sometimes merely for | | | | NEED ?"There is a master bedroom on the main |
| an abundance of zeal, some of those ads did | | | | floor, a master bedroom on the upper floor |
| not reach the intended results. You be the | | | | and a master bedroom downstairs. They will |
| judge ...[] CENTRALLY LOCATED"Location .. | | | | make a Frenchman pale".And here are some very |
| Location .. This property is conveniently | | | | good reasons for hiring them:"With me real |
| located with Revenue Canada only two short | | | | estate is not an art: it is an adventure |
| blocks to the south, the hospital only one | | | | !""List with Bob Bye - The Guy with the |
| short block to the north and the cemetery | | | | Tie"."I am not only your Realtor! I am your |
| right across the street."[] CENTRALLY LOCATED | | | | boyfriend!""I am not only passionate about |
| ... IN THE INTERIOR"This apartment complex is | | | | real estate, not only passionate about your |
| located in the center of town, surrounded by | | | | house: I am passionate about you !""My |
| all modern amenities and with Safeway only a | | | | marketing plan is very simple and efficient: |
| short two-hour drive away".[] WHISTLES AND | | | | I will present you the offers and then will |
| BELLS"Furthermore this very fine house comes | | | | dispose of them all"."My motto is not |
| with all the whistles and bells you can | | | | integrity, not credibility, not sincerity: my |
| possibly imagine, including the front | | | | motto is you and me !""Your friendly |
| door".[] HOW HIGH IS IT ?"From the luscious | | | | neighborhood expert. And I know the whole |
| living area step outside the large, | | | | town too !""I will get you the highest |
| stone-covered, wrap-around balcony where you | | | | possible price - if not, it could not be |
| can enjoy the most amazing, breathtaking, | | | | done"."If I can' t sell your house in four |
| 270-degree view of Canada".[] LEAVE THEM IN | | | | months, by then you will stay with me for |
| THE CAR ..."Additionally this open layout | | | | another four months".Luigi FrascatiLuigi |
| apartment comes with the exclusive use of one | | | | Frascati is a Real Estate Agent based in |
| underground parking where you can securely | | | | Vancouver, British Columbia. He holds a |
| park your car with your inlaws".[] ENGLISH AS | | | | Bachelor Degree in Economics and maintains a |
| A SECOND LANGUAGE ..."The living room is | | | | weblog entitled the Real Estate Chronicle at |
| bordered by the open wall which coupled by | | | | where you can find the full collection of his |
| the crystal floor-to-ceiling divisory | | | | articles. Luigi is associated with the Sutton |
| partition enhances the spaciousness and | | | | Group, the largest real estate organization |
| luminosity of the area so that practically | | | | in Canada, and is based with Sutton-Centre |
| anyone can be laid down".[] PERFECT FOR | | | | Realty in Burnaby, BC.Luigi is very proud to |
| ROBINSON CRUSOE ..."Enjoy the sunsets from | | | | be an EzineArticles Platinum Expert Author. |
| the acreage of this wonderful, pristine | | | | Your rating at the footer of this Article is |
| island estate, with the ferries passing on | | | | very much appreciated. Thank you. |
| the horizon once a week".[] THE FASTEST GUNS | | | | |